Friday, May 18, 2012

I’m Proclaiming MySelf … Yoda Of WordPress

Yoda Star Wars 3

As the work continues here at Bloggers Market, I thought I would take the opportunity to polish the code and clean-up the template a bit. I ran into a nasty Feedburner coding issue that had me rebuilding a widget for the E-Mail updates to the site ( You can see it on the Homepage here at Bloggers Market; It’s the one with the “Subscribe” button on it). Now I just have to figure out how to integrate it into the template …… later!

As I near the end of the build I thought I would take the time to limit the number of posts that are visible in each of my categories. Now most everyone has a setting for the homepage that can be found in their template settings, but I was after the settings for the rest of the categories. Sooo ….. off I went in search for a plug-in or whatever. I have a killer category plug-in called the “Advanced Category Excluder” or ACE for short. However this plug-in just lets you turn categories off and on, it won’t let you set the number of posts displayed. Sooo ……… off I went in search of a hard-code.

I arrived at the Codex, only to find posts and posts of ongoing lines and lines of code to be inserted into the “category.php” file. I thought to myself that surly there has to be a numerical setting in the “category.php” file. I don’t think I have to re-build the entire file. However, I may have to originate a new file like “category id=4.php” file to cross reference or to be called from “category.php” and limit the number of posts that way.

I spent about an hour looking at this code in “category.php” just to come away with a feeling that there has to be a better way. All I need is a short line of code to limit the number of posts. Off to Mother Google again to search through all the really old code fixes just to come away with the same impression. There’s got to be a better way.

90 minutes into my coding efforts, I ran up on this truly simple mind that erroneously fantasized about how he thought the setting was in the “Settings > Reading > Blog posts show at most” area of the “Dashboard” ……. Iggeit !

I had looked all over the template settings and the “Posts > Categories > Add New Category” area of the Dashboard and I didn’t see anything that would help …… I didn’t think it would be in “Settings”, but I had nothing to lose ….. except my pride! You got it ….. there it was clear as day …… set from 10 to 3 and I’m good to go!

Hey, anytime you need me to tangle your WordPress Blog installation or trash your template, give old Yoda here a call. And remember I’m just an E-Mail Away!   :roll:

The Difficulty Of Writing For The Newbie

Blogging Platforms

There are only so many ways to say it. As a medium, Blogging is really pretty straight forward. As I pursue my daily research for the newbie, I continue to find the same things in an endless variety of colors.

I have found yet another two Blogging platforms or services for the would be cyber-writer. As I started down the road of yet another review of another Blogging service, I finally gave it up. I’m only doing this for another month anyway.

I guess I could go on for at least another couple of years, but I really don’t see the point. I mean how many ways can you provide a writing platform for a Blogger? I guess that’s not going to stop Internet Marketers from trying.

My loss of attrition is due to the fact that when I go to do a review on these services, it seems that they have an attractive gateway and that about does it. To get the goodie you have to sign-up and crawl inside the gears of the machine.

It seems that now with so many options, services are saying that if you want to know, sign-up and give us a try. I’m thinking that one service is pretty much like the next one.

It is truly amazing to see the expansion of the Internet services that are offered to the market. They can’t all be on top. It looks like they would want to do something different with their time! Oh well, what do I know?

Of course, it’s like a bank keeping you in debt and keeping them profitable. Bad analogy I know. However, I have a simple answer to the challenge of all this noise aimed at the new Blogger. Just learn how to install and use WordPress and get on with your life.

Have I Got A Plug-In For You

Lots Of Wires

ShrimpTest Plug-in! What? ShrimpTest is basically a plugin that allows you to A/B test your site. What? ShrimpTest helps you to decide upon such things as; design, layout and even the content within your site by testing alternative variations. What? ShrimpTest helps you to seamlessly publish your Blog on and to the dark side of Europa. Oh …. O.K.

ShrimpTest ………. here, you figure it out! Akismet, Featured Content Manager, Adsense-Beautifier, (trust me on this, there ain’t nothin’ that can make adsense beautiful) Meta Tag Description Plug-In ……….. What?

Today as I sit down to write this post there are 11,796 Plug-Ins posted on the codex. Counting for replication of plug-ins, that still is a ton of plug-ins to weigh down your site. Oddly Plug-Ins account for most of my WordPress problems. The people who write the plug-ins fail to keep them current and when you go to upgrade WordPress ……… Zapp!

When I build a Blog I try to keep the destruction down to about a dozen Plug-Ins. I’m going to venture to say if you need more than that, you need to find another alternative. You just don’t need all these Plug-Ins. Even if you do understand what they do!

I remember once, I was needing something to provide me with custom media image sizes for my builds. If I could do this to the child, that would be well and good, but I was seeing that I was going to have to edit the parent, which meant that I would lose the edit if I hardcoded the edit whenever the parent was upgraded by the source. So I looked for a possible Plug-In. Sure enough I found one, unfortunately compared to the hardcode (which anyone would assume would be harder) this thing was a monster.

Another instance I can recall I wanted to install a Forum Plug-In. Talk about monsters. I really didn’t like it so I tried to un-install this thing and had to wind-up rebuilding the entire Blog. I was experimenting on a new build so nothing to get into a twist about, but man, not only was this thing a pain it was HUGE!!!

I keep promising myself that I will create a Plug-In List for the newbies, I just have not gotten around to it yet. However, keep this in mind; install a Plug-In only if you need it. I’ve learned from experience that many of those Plug-Ins that are available are more trouble than they are worth.