Google has a new search engine algorithm. Oh Joy…..  It’s called Caffeine.  I thought I would give this priority in “Jeffrey’s Corner” to start the week out. I’ll have to admit I was not really all that enthused about the subject, but seeing as how everyone is addicted to Google not to mention caffeine, I might as well take a run at it.

I really didn’t want to spend a great deal of time on Google P.R. nonsense, so it was all I could manage to read through the banter.  Below is what I found on the homepage of caffeine.

“To keep up with the evolution of the web and to meet rising user expectations, we’ve built Caffeine. The image below illustrates how our old indexing system worked compared to Caffeine:”

What????? Oh man ………. help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, I sense a Google Slap coming from out of the mist. The above image looks like the Google search engine on caffeine! I’ll tell you what, I’m just not going to go on with their stupid s**t.  I’m just going to put it through the paces and see what comes up.

My last post before the weekend was titled: “The Arrival of Eric Heavilin & Alex Whalley“.  I figured if what I was reading …… mostly from others, not Google, was anywhere near the ballpark, than I should be on page one.  Both men are well-known and should index on page one.  I started by placing “Eric Heavilin” into the search engine and found the story on page 3 as the 8th listing or 38th.  For “Alex Whalley” it was worse, in that I found the story on page 6 as the 4th listing or 64th.

Google is killing me! I have the hottest keywords going in the Blogging niche, and I don’t even see Bloggers Market half the time unless I spell it like “BloggersMarket.com”.  I’m about over it!!!!!  I should see my article’s at the top of the index right after I write them, period, end of story.  Where’s Alex Whalley the SEO guy when you need him!

I thought that I would wind-up my experiment by just placing the names, nothing more.  Just “Eric Heavilin, Alex Whalley” into the Google search engine. ( I should rank, I don’t know why, I never have.) Well what do you know!  Below is a screen-shot of the rankings on page 1.

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It’s about time! Man, what does it take? A sliver bullet!

My personal apologizes to the gentleman Bloggers that I have so shamelessly exploited to gain a page one ranking on Google. I wouldn’t worry about it though gentleman; I’ll eventually find something or someone else to write about that will fail to rank!